January 2012
It is all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone...
– Eartha Kitt (via fuckyeawecanlivelikethis)
Turning pages.
When you're at home alone watching a scary movie... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
But then you hear it again….
….Then you think you see something….
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Walking in heels: →
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Expectation:
Reality:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
If tumblr shuts down we're all moving to Neopets. →
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I’ll see you there. Same name.
Follow this blog, get free ham.
We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love...
– Charles Bukowski (via girlwithoutwings)
When someone tries to take a picture of me →
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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Seeing an empty swing: →
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and then someone gets there first:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
unpublishedwriting asked: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
Generally, by the time you are real, most of your hair has been loved off, and...
– “The Velveteen Rabbit” by Margery Williams (via julie911)